These are no fortunate sons, just a gaggle of boys fighting the man in black pajamas in Vietnam. When their commando run goes horribly wrong, they’re set upon by fearsome feline beast people. Can the heroes find the artifact that will seal away the monsters and make it home in time? Or are they about to climb Hamburger … er, Fancy Feast Hill?

He found the lost city of Mu. He climb the steeps of Mt. Fuji. He delved into the tombs of the emperors. But when the Indian government calls upon Gold Ridgeback to stop a madwoman bent on stealing the secrets of mythical Shangra-La, can he live up to his own legend? OF COURSE HE CAN HE’S GOLD MOTHER F***ING RIDGEBACK!

It’s the age of heroes, but not everyone is so thrilled about killing. Ajax the Lesser just wants to work on his book, while his buddy Hubris is down for whatever. But when a visitor calls all able warriors to a rescue mission at Atlantis, they’ve got no choice but to start HITCHIKING TO …. ATLANTIS!